I got this email earlier from a woman who seems to have been dissatisfied with the conditions of my.. bed and breakfast? i’m not really sure.
Good afternoon Steve,
First I must thank you for looking after the dinner problem. Since then, with Keisha and Indiana working the evenings the dinners have been so delicious, well presented and we have cleaned our plates!!!!!
I guess I may have caused a small issue although I do know that a few of the staff were very happy I spoke with you.
In a perfect world, the blithe field album I’ve been working on for what seems like forever would be experienced as a downloadable ROM of a 16 or 32 bit point and click plot-less game where each track has its own scene to explore. For this track, likely the penultimate, you would find yourself at a campsite in the woods with sun coming through the trees and a small campfire near a tent and picnic table, barely still going. There is an unidentified white substance on the table. If you click it, you are given the options “???” And “NO THANKS”. If you click NO THANKS, you see a brief animation of a tent door zipping shut from the inside and it fades to black. If you select ???, the light outside changes and the message “GO TO BEACH?” appears. If you select “IT’S AWFULLY LATE…”, you view the same tent animation. If you select “SURE, WHY NOT” you are now in sand near a shore, alone. If you click towards the water, a figure appears out in the tide beckoning to you. If you click out in the water, you find yourself in the same spot the figure was, but the figure is gone. The screen fades to black while the sound of low bit rate tide plays out and you wait for the final area.
You wore seven t-shirts to create the illusion of a human form; but underneath your poly-cotton rainbow, with two blues, you revealed yourself to be coils and coils of earthworm, tightly wound into the shape of two arms with fingers and an head with no eyeballs.
In the same regard I often thought of myself as a wire-hanger bent into the outline of a man. I would try out new clothes but they would slide right off.